A guy who trains dogs in his spare time, develops an affair with a secretary from work. One afternoon, he and the secretary steal away blowing off a meeting and end up at a motel. After a rather vigorous "session" they end up falling asleep. When they awoke it is dark outside and he knows he has to think fast as he is way late to be back home with the wife. As he is leaving the motel he detours thru the flower bed of the motel. When he gets home his wife is pretty aggravated, asking what he has been up to and spitting out questions before he can answer a one. Then she looks down at the mud he tracked in on his shoes and screams at him "you crazy SOB, you have been dog training again haven't you!! Don't try to deny it!!" He hangs his head and admits yes I was dog training.
Nate Baxter, DVM
Marty, that sounds great! Menu won't be out from my end until Friday night.