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    Quote Originally Posted by Splash_em View Post
    Is it worse when the residents know your name and wave when you pull up?
    Yes that is worse, I know!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DuckTruk View Post
    When you know more about what food your dogs eat (and have eaten) than you know about ANY human food
    I second this one
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    Quote Originally Posted by Splash_em View Post
    Is it worse when the residents know your name and wave when you pull up?
    Can you guys even imagine the conversations that go on at supper amongst those residents? They have to think we are all slap crazy to spend two (or three) solid days out in the cold and wind like we had at the Cattle Ranch this weekend watching dog rear ends go out across a field. I wondered about my own sanity a couple times.

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    A guy who trains dogs in his spare time, develops an affair with a secretary from work. One afternoon, he and the secretary steal away blowing off a meeting and end up at a motel. After a rather vigorous "session" they end up falling asleep. When they awoke it is dark outside and he knows he has to think fast as he is way late to be back home with the wife. As he is leaving the motel he detours thru the flower bed of the motel. When he gets home his wife is pretty aggravated, asking what he has been up to and spitting out questions before he can answer a one. Then she looks down at the mud he tracked in on his shoes and screams at him "you crazy SOB, you have been dog training again haven't you!! Don't try to deny it!!" He hangs his head and admits yes I was dog training.
    Nate Baxter, DVM
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    Quote Originally Posted by TDB87 View Post
    1.When you propose to your girlfriend in November. The next day she sets a date in March and the first calendar you look at to finialize a date is hunt secretary.
    2.When you wonder if you can register at hunt'em up.com for wedding gifts (need a new shock collar to speed up the training process )
    3.When with a group of friends or at a social party (non dog related) the significant other gives you ''that'' look when she catches you on ''doggy-space'' ''doggie-book'' and all the other names she has created for The RTF.
    Bwaahaaahaaahaa!
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    Slippin' Up the Holler "Dooley"
    Lucky Number Seven VII "Layla"

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    Quote Originally Posted by fishduck View Post
    I KNOW that is the TRUTH!! See you this weekend & will have the grill going. Y'all come by & eat lunch.
    sounds good, i will bring some deer sausage and some green onion sausage from LA
    Marty Lee
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    Marty, that sounds great! Menu won't be out from my end until Friday night.
    Mark Land

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    Quote Originally Posted by cwilson View Post
    When you try to plan your wife's pregnancy & the birth of your child around duck season.
    I may or may not be guilty of this.
    "If you're too busy to duck hunt, you're too busy" - Jase Robertson
    "You're going hunting again? In this weather?" - My fiance


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    The queen bee. Old and deaf. My version of the once-in-a-lifetime dog. I regret not sharing her with the world.

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    you know your a dog trainer/handler when the first thing you do when you get back from a mission trip out of the country is take the first day of work off to go see/train your dog with the trainer/friend who has kept your dog for the last week.

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    ...you spend 24 minutes reading a thread on RTF to see if you're a dog trainer/handler.
    "Appears to have been a glitch or two." Sheriff Ed Tom Bell

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