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    Quote Originally Posted by Jen Marenich View Post
    When you have an entire extra freezer dedicated to "training birds" and won't allow any extra foodstuffs in there in case you get lucky enough to acquire more after a hunt test.
    Or you already had a deep freeze and realized with all of the food in it you couldn't keep near as many training birds, so you bought another freezer...
    God bless!- Jamee

    When you stop having fun, it's time to quit!!
    "If your dog doesn't like someone you probably shouldn't either"- Author unknown

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    HR Dr. J's RxRated High Caliber JH "Kali"
    White Oak's Change of Plans "Bodee"
    #1 cheerleader: SJ's Gotta-Lot-A Go Lil "Jake"

    Gone but never forgotten:
    HR Stevie-Joe's Super "Star"- my heart dog, I love you baby
    October 24, 2001-January 6, 2013

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    Quote Originally Posted by BonMallari View Post
    You know you're a dog trainer when you go to a Jack Nicklaus designed golf course and wonder if you could run a water blind on the signature hole ....Without getting caught
    That is awesome! Did you ever do it????
    God bless!- Jamee

    When you stop having fun, it's time to quit!!
    "If your dog doesn't like someone you probably shouldn't either"- Author unknown

    My team:
    HR Dr. J's RxRated High Caliber JH "Kali"
    White Oak's Change of Plans "Bodee"
    #1 cheerleader: SJ's Gotta-Lot-A Go Lil "Jake"

    Gone but never forgotten:
    HR Stevie-Joe's Super "Star"- my heart dog, I love you baby
    October 24, 2001-January 6, 2013

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jamee Strange View Post

    That is awesome! Did you ever do it????
    Yes, but by the time I did it the golf course was closed
    All my Exes live in Texas

    Quote Originally Posted by lanse brown View Post
    A few things that I learned still ring true. "Lanse when you get a gift, say thank you and walk away. When you get a screwing walk away. You are going to get a lot more screwings than gifts"

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    This time of the year here in Aus - looking at every paddock you pass to see if it might hold quail then trying to see the farmhouse it might belong to without driving off the road
    If you play their game train the way they train

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    When 'bitch' is regular word in your conversations and you not even from the gettho

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    When the last sentence of your online dating profile says “throwing dead ducks is a plus”.
    I don’t know if it’s my looks or that last sentence but I don’t get many responses, thank god I have my labs.
    Last edited by sunnydee; 03-01-2013 at 06:34 AM.
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    You can't win if you don't play, every dog has his day

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    Sunny's Black Gold Texas Tea, Derby Dog (Crude)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gawthorpe View Post
    When you and your boss have a code phrase to cover you when you sneak away to train your dog
    "frank, I will be hard to get ahold of this afternoon"
    Good Boss
    Bill Davis

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    You know when you pore a cement slab on what used to be the vegetable garden!
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    Not from me but my brother's clinic: You know you're a dog trainer when the staff knows not to book any patients on late Thurs and all day Friday and they have a copy of the FT schedules so they know when the doctor will be out of the office
    All my Exes live in Texas

    Quote Originally Posted by lanse brown View Post
    A few things that I learned still ring true. "Lanse when you get a gift, say thank you and walk away. When you get a screwing walk away. You are going to get a lot more screwings than gifts"

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    After a long hot shower you still smell like a dog
    When you constantly hear dog's frantically barking in your head and your alone in the middle of no where
    And every thing you own smells like dogs and you can't detect the small any more but every body else can.
    Pete
    John 5 :30
    I can of my own self do nothing ,as I hear , I judge,,and my judgement is just, because I seek not my own will,,but the will of the father which hath sent me
    John 7:16 -- Jesus answered them and said my doctrine is not mine, but his that sent me.
    mark 16:9 -- So then after the lord had spoken unto them,he was received up in heaven, and sat on the right hand of God
    I Tim. 2:5 --For there is one God and one mediator between God and man ,, the man Christ Jesus

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