One of my son's sent this to me today. Sorry, i could not resist posting it. I don't know the author.
The ammo situation is getting desperate
''''''''"This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo.
On the way home I stopped at the gas station and this drop dead
gorgeous blond was filling up her car at the next pump.
She looked at the ammo in the back of my car and said in a very sexy voice,
"I'm a big believer in barter, big boy. Would you be interested in a
trade of sex for ammo?"
I thought it over for a few seconds and responded......"Well, just
what kind of ammo have you got to trade?"""""