No need to be the peanut. I am a big boy and don't run crying to the mods if someone want to speak their mind. I do it, feel free.
Elitist attitude is exactly how what you wrote sounds. I am special, I can manage to find whoever I need to to get my ribbon. As pointed out most of the people involved with putting on the test spend MONTHS giving there free time to put on a test for the benefit of those who show up to run. To expect that they mail it to you is elitist. Nobody working there, with the exception of our BB's gets paid a dime and you want them to go the extra mile and mail it. Asking is one thing expecting is another.