Perhaps ye may be new to bird hunting and ye need a new pup. Ye might be an old brush buster who's buster is busted. Then again, ye might be an old dog man in need o' some change. Introducing the latest "designer breed", the highly acclaimed PPP (PINK PORCINE POINTER). The PPP boasts a superior schnoz that can scent out birds at distances never witnessed before. The PINK PORCINE POINTER is a proven brush hog when it comes to working cover. The PPP has highly developed auditory senses that can hone in on the most subtle noises made by game birds of all species. And the PINK PORCINE POINTER is rock steady while locked on point (see photo). Best o' all, they have an "off" switch providing there is nothing edible in their immediate vicinity.
Be the first gunner in ye circle o' Mates to own a PINK PORCINE POINTER, coming to a "designer breeder" near you. Move on over "Silver Labs", a BIG new dog is moving in.😜
PINK PORCINE POINTER - CAVEAT EMPTOR'S A SUCKER BORN EVERY MINUTE MH