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    My son was flunking out of college so I told my son, "You will mary the girl I choose."

    He said "NO".

    I told him "She is Bill Gates Daughter." He said "Yes."

    I called Bill Gates & said, "I want your daughter to marry my son." He said "No."

    I told Bill Gates, "My son is the CEO of the World Bank."

    Bill Gates said "OK.'

    I called the president of the World Bank & asked him to make my son the CEO.

    He said "NO."

    I told him, "My son is Bill Gates' Son-in Law." He said "OK."

    & that's exactly how politics works here in America.

    & thus the practice of hiring morons to hold influential positions in government & Major companies continues to this day!
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    Marvin,

    Thanks a lot, that clears up many questions....I think?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marvin S View Post
    My son was flunking out of college so I told my son, "You will mary the girl I choose."

    He said "NO".

    I told him "She is Bill Gates Daughter." He said "Yes."

    I called Bill Gates & said, "I want your daughter to marry my son." He said "No."

    I told Bill Gates, "My son is the CEO of the World Bank."

    Bill Gates said "OK.'

    I called the president of the World Bank & asked him to make my son the CEO.

    He said "NO."

    I told him, "My son is Bill Gates' Son-in Law." He said "OK."

    & that's exactly how politics works here in America.

    & thus the practice of hiring morons to hold influential positions in government & Major companies continues to this day!
    That would be a whole lot funnier if it wasn't the absolute truth!!
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    Today's Bible lesson!






    In today ’s world with President Trump getting hit daily, here is a little Bible Lesson that might be appropriate.


    Remember what Jesus said: 'Goats on the left, sheep on the right' (Matthew 25:33).




    Jesus also told Peter that if he wanted to catch fish do it from the right side of the boat. He did and filled the boat with fish. John 21:6 (NIV) ... He said, "Throw your net on the right side of the boat and you will find some." When they did, they were unable to haul the net in because of the large number of fish."




    Origin of Left & Right… I have often wondered why it is that Conservatives are called the "right" and Liberals are called the "left".


    By chance I stumbled upon this verse in the Bible: Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV) - "The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left. Thus, sayeth the Lord. Amen!




    It surely can't get any simpler than that.




    Spelling Lesson: The last four letters in American... I Can.


    The last four letters in Republican........ I Can.


    The last four letters in Democrats....... Rats.




    End of lesson! Test will be on November 6, 2020.

















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    Quote Originally Posted by swampcollielover View Post
    Today's Bible lesson!






    In today ’s world with President Trump getting hit daily, here is a little Bible Lesson that might be appropriate.


    Remember what Jesus said: 'Goats on the left, sheep on the right' (Matthew 25:33).




    Jesus also told Peter that if he wanted to catch fish do it from the right side of the boat. He did and filled the boat with fish. John 21:6 (NIV) ... He said, "Throw your net on the right side of the boat and you will find some." When they did, they were unable to haul the net in because of the large number of fish."




    Origin of Left & Right… I have often wondered why it is that Conservatives are called the "right" and Liberals are called the "left".


    By chance I stumbled upon this verse in the Bible: Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV) - "The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left. Thus, sayeth the Lord. Amen!




    It surely can't get any simpler than that.




    Spelling Lesson: The last four letters in American... I Can.


    The last four letters in Republican........ I Can.


    The last four letters in Democrats....... Rats.




    End of lesson! Test will be on November 6, 2020.


    Which is also why any time you see a child using his left hand to write or throw a ball, it should be broken and they will learn to use their right hand!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by nogie1717 View Post
    Which is also why any time you see a child using his left hand to write or throw a ball, it should be broken and they will learn to use their right hand!!
    I take offense to that remark.
    Signed right-leaning libertarian who was a pretty damn good left-handed pitcher.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bamajeff View Post
    I take offense to that remark.
    Signed right-leaning libertarian who was a pretty damn good left-handed pitcher.
    Hahaha. I've got a good buddy who is left handed and he's dang proud of it!! We've spent a whole lot of time ribbing each other. I figured my comment would draw one of you southpaws out of the woodwork. Happy New Year!
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    HAhahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by bamajeff View Post
    I take offense to that remark.
    Signed right-leaning libertarian who was a pretty damn good left-handed pitcher.
    Note: Abner Doubleday's discriminatory choice to establish 1st base on the "right" side of the diamond (running counter clockwise?) sentenced us to be pitchers, outfielders and first basemen.

    I hate that guy.

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    Some of the earliest theories of life were materialist, holding that all that exists is matter, and that life is merely a complex form or arrangement of matter. https://www.pheasantenergy.com/

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