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This is probably going around all over the net. I got it this morning from my sister in law and had a great laugh. For those on RTF who can remember the songs of the 60s', here they are updated for us Baby Boomers...

"Splish Splash I Was Having Hot Flash"
"Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker"
"I Get By with a Little Help from Depends"
"How Can You Mend A Broken Hip"
"The First Time I Ever Forgot Your Face"
"I Can't See Clearly Now"
"Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver"
"Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom"
"You Made Me Feel Like Napping"
"Knock 3 Times on the Ceiling if you Hear Me Fall"
"I am Woman, Hear Me Snore"
"On the Commode Again" (with apologies to Willy Nelson)

Helen
 

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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I know a few of those tunes.
 

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My friends are gone and my hair is grey.
I ache in the places where I used to play.
And I'm crazy for love but I'm not coming on.
I'm just paying my rent every day in the tower of song.

L. Cohen
 

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This is my generation
This is my generation, baby

Why don't you all t-turn grey (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
And don't try to re-repeat what we all s-s-say (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
I'm not trying to have a b-big s-s-sensation (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
I'm just talkin' 'bout my g-g-generation (Talkin' 'bout my generation)

This is my generation
This is my generation, baby

People try to put us d-down (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
Just because we can't g-g-get around (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
Things they do look awful c-c-clever (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
Yeah, I hope I live forever (Talkin' 'bout my generation)

This is my generation
This is my generation, baby
 

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in honor of his 71st birthday, I submit Bob Dylan and a wish to all the RTF'ers out there


Forever Young



May God bless and keep you always
May your wishes all come true
May you always do for others
And let others do for you
May you build a ladder to the stars
And climb on every rung
May you stay forever young
Forever young, forever young
May you stay forever young.

May you grow up to be righteous
May you grow up to be true
May you always know the truth
And see the lights surrounding you
May you always be courageous
Stand upright and be strong
May you stay forever young
Forever young, forever young
May you stay forever young.

May your hands always be busy
May your feet always be swift
May you have a strong foundation
When the winds of changes shift
May your heart always be joyful
And may your song always be sung
May you stay forever young
Forever young, forever young
May you stay forever young.
 

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Take Me To The Caregiver.
 
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