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Here's a story to ponder!

A bird decides not to fly south one winter, thinking he can tough it out. Soon after the first snowfall arrives, he rethinks his plan and heads south anyway alone. It would seem that he left too late, however, because his wings freeze and he must take refuge in a local barn.

Shivering in a pile of hay thinking about how bad his life is, a cow walks by and takes a dump on him. He isn't happy about this but he soon realizes that the cow doo-doo is warming him up. He is so happy about finally being warm, that he sings a little song. A barn cat hears this song, digs him out of the cowpie, and eats him.

There are three morals to this story:
1. Someone who doo-doo's on you isn't necessarily your enemy.
2. Someone who digs you out of doo-doo isn't necessarily your friend.
3. If you're perfectly happy in a pile of doo-doo,,KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!

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A great story with a great set of morals -- thanks for sharing
 

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156 Views,, And DUCKSOUP ( :shock: ) is the only one whos saw the
fung shwa in the story!! :shock:

You guys are a bunch a hicks!! :lol:

Thanks Soupy!!


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funny

Don't be offended gooser. Some of us got stuff to do. The man in brown delivered my digital camera today and I gotta figure out how to work it. Since it's the same kind that my son has, I think I'll give him a call to stop by for dinner and he can learn me what he knows. And back to your humor. Reminds me of one of my favorite chiche's . . . . .Even a fish wouldn't get caught if he kept his mouth shut."
 
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MooseGooser said:
156 Views,, And DUCKSOUP ( :shock: ) is the only one whos saw the
fung shwa in the story!! :shock:

You guys are a bunch a hicks!! :lol:

Thanks Soupy!!


Gooser
Well, at least it's a little bit easier to understand than the "indian goes into a bar" story.... ;)
 

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Well, at least it's a little bit easier to understand than the "indian goes into a bar" story....
Thanks !! Goosers personality is fulti factuated!! 8)

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This must be a record! Resurrecting a 3 1/2 year old thread.
 

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Good one Gooser! Thanks Ken!
 
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