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I think the process for breaking a moose is:

Shoot it
Stuff it
Put it on wheels
Harness it up
Tow it pulling your log wagon
 

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Two hunters decide to go on a moose hunt in Canada. They hire an airplane to drop them off in a remote region. The pilot drops them off and tells them: "I'll be back in one week. No more than one moose - got it?"
One week passes, and the pilot returns. The hunters have two moose. The pilot says: "Hey, I told you guys no more than one moose". One of the hunters replies: "Look, the pliot told us the same thing last year and we gave him a 'BIG' tip to take both moose out". The three of them argue for several minutes more. The pilot gives up and agrees to take both moose. Well, they load up the moose and fire up the plane.
The plane shudders and strains trying to take off. It finally gets the wheels off the ground 5 feet, 10 feet......Whoops! it runs out of runway and smashes into a tree. The two hunters, dazed and confused make their way out of the wreckage.. One hunter looks at the other and says: "Where the hell are we?" The other hunter looks around and replies: "About 100 yards farther than we got last year!".
 

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Russ,

I shared this picture with some people on a horse forum and here's some of the comments:

"Well of course thats how us Canadians do our logging, didn't you guys know that??? "

"LOL, cool pic! I agree, this must be a moose that was human raised from birth, and I still wouldn't want to be anywhere near this guy come rut season lol!!"

"haha my husband just asked where does he sign up to get one of those haha"

"I want one! That thing has got to be awsome to log with. Raw power right there."

"Holy MOOSE! That guy must have nerves of steel because those creatures are mean mean mean!! LOL...he's as big as Mac! He's like twice as tall as taht lil old guy I love it. I wonder if Moose can jump...

Edit...oohh yes. It is a photoshop. You can tell with that one peice of leather below his belly. That was one heck of a job though!! Amazing."
 

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I have a friend who stuffed a moose. His wife takes it to the fair, saddles him up, and tourists climb aboard and get their picture taken. $20.00 a picture. Something like that.....
 

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pupaloo said:
I think the process for breaking a moose is:

Shoot it
Stuff it
Put it on wheels
Harness it up
Tow it pulling your log wagon

Why not ask the MooseGooser? :shock:

But then, come to think of it, I'm not sure he's had all that much success. Hehhehhehheh :lol: :lol:

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