jg, you’ll need to give Howard’s Rock an industrial strength noogie for the skinny on Clemps in the SEC, but I can’t say how disappointed the Gumps are at losing an edge rusher with the riveting name “Peter Woods.” I mean, Jadaveon Clooney, Myles Garrett - meh, maybe Saban couldn’t convince them to play for 2-3 NCs, but no big loss on either of them getting away. But Peter Woods! Now, there’s a name to build a defense on - but ‘Bama never had a chance when Dabo got down and Godly and got into that old time religion with young Peter’s pastor pater - not a chance getting an instate 5-star who has grown up or should I say grown into a Clemps commit even though the school he rooted for since he was whelped has six NCs over his lifetime. Not a chance, I tell you, once Dabo said to Peter’s pastor pater”Gimme that old time religion - and your 5-star son, and upon Howard’s Rock, I will rebuild the church of Awlbren with a lake.” Truthfully, just a wonderin’ if young Peter is kin to old Southern Christian Leadership Conference homie the Rev. Abraham Woods—I would like to thank the great state of Alabama for our 2nd 5 star recruit commitment from your State yesterday. Peter Woods chose Auburn with a lake Cracker!
In other news, word round Clempson is we might be joining your SEC party before to long. Clemps board of trustees had some private/closed meetings yesterday, and the Dabo jet was in Birmingham on Thursday. You never know…times are a changin’.
Marv, I know how you operate - you're going all in with dissent and anarchy for aTm in hopes of having 'em hire your old Wazzu pal, Mike "It's Rollin' Baby, It's Rollin'" Price, as new institutional disciplinarian on the Brazos (Bra-zus). Wayne ain't bitin' - but of greater import, where and how is Wayne these days? Thought he might surface last week at SEC Media Days when Jimbloviate knelt for the Exalted One and professed unstinting admiration. But no Wayne there - so whither Our Wayne? He's missed in multiple manners on here -& a senior starting CB for an unnamed team attracts the attention of LE for:
drug possession, Firearms & speeding. Did I miss anything, Wayne?