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When your 'dear' friends can rag on ya and cheer ya up? I know it's far from Friday, but this is one of my "Cheer Up" emails I have to share. Hard to beat those friends from UFFDA Land.

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Sven and Ole worked together in a factory and both were laid off.
So...dey went to the Unemployment Office togedder.

Asked his occupation, Ole said,"Panty Stitcher. I sew da elastic
on to ladies cotton panties."

The clerk looked up Panty Stitcher. Finding it classified as unskilled
labor, she gave Ole $300 a week in unemployment pay.

Sven was asked his occupation. He replied, "Diesel Fitter". Since
Diesel Fitter was a skilled job, the clerk gave Sven $600 a week.

When Ole found this out, he was furious! He stormed back into the
office to find out why his friend and coworker was collecting double
his benefits.

The clerk explained, "Panty Stitchers are unskilled, and Diesel Fitters
are skilled labor."

"What skill?", yelled Ole. "I sew da elastic on da panties. Sven
puts dem over his head and says, "Yah, ------------- DIESEL FITTER."
 

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Thanks Uncle Bill I needed that
 
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