Two Irish friends leave the pub, with their caps on three hairs. One says to other,"'I can't be arsed to walk all the way home." "Me neither but we've not money enough for a cab and sure the last bus has long gone".
"We could steal a bus from the depot." replies his mate. They arrive at the bus depot and one goes in to get a bus while the other keeps a look- out.
After shuffling around for ages, the lookout shouts, "What the **** are you playin' at, have you not found one yet?"
"I can't find a No. 91."
"Oh Jeysus, ye tick sod, ye, just take a No. 14 and we'll walk from the MacDonalds roundabout."
Eug
"We could steal a bus from the depot." replies his mate. They arrive at the bus depot and one goes in to get a bus while the other keeps a look- out.
After shuffling around for ages, the lookout shouts, "What the **** are you playin' at, have you not found one yet?"
"I can't find a No. 91."
"Oh Jeysus, ye tick sod, ye, just take a No. 14 and we'll walk from the MacDonalds roundabout."
Eug
