[Gun_Dog2002]

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Tennessee and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were done.

The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. On that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Oregon. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye; enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and telephone a landscaper.

 

[Steve Hester]

That there is funny as hell!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Bill Watson]

I figured you'd appreciate that one, Steve. I know I sure do! :shock: Bill
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CYBERVIRGIN

 

[rds7015]

how dare you give the women on this site any ideals. good thing my wife does not read this site. i do enought already. i sleep with one eye open as it is.

jim s

 

[Keven]

how dare you give the women on this site any ideals. good thing my wife does not read this site. i do enought already. i sleep with one eye open as it is.

jim s

LOL! Um, Jim? I don't think this reality joke gave "the women on this site" any ideas. I think we probably came with them.

Whatcha think, Steve? Bill?

 

[Laranie Labs]

Here's a new magazine for all you "men" who aren't allowed to wear the pants in the family!

Larry

 

[Suzanne Burr]

Did you hear about this: A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth
and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire. :twisted:

No further studies are expected.

Suzanne B

 

[Laranie Labs]

Did you hear that scientists discovered the exact food that causes women to lose their sex drive?















It's called "Wedding Cake"

Larry

 

[Waterfowl Retrievers]

Suzanne that is toooo funny, and now I'm a little scared! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Kenneth Niles Bora]

... If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth
and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire. :twisted:

No further studies are expected.

Suzanne B

ether way the pudgy bald types are safe ;-) Ha Ha Ha


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[MooseGooser]

That last one musta been Melanie!!

Gooser

 

[featherqwest]

Good one... I don't know some women think bald men are sexy.....You know that Seal man is a bit ugly but that model that he was a looker...

 

[Kenneth Niles Bora]

Did you hear that scientists discovered the exact food that causes women to lose their sex drive?
....It's called "Wedding Cake"
Larry

yea but a couple of fork fulls and some wine with bubbles into the roundish bridesmaid to the far left.........
makes it worth buying that toaster at the wal-mart ;-)


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[Leslie B]

ether way the pudgy bald types are safe ;-) Ha Ha Ha


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I don't know... I think that Yul Brenner was quite the ladies man!

 

[Mike Smith]

Good Wife Test
The morning after the honeymoon you tell your new bride you want two eggs. One fried and one scrambled with biscuits and gravy and maybe a pancake or two.
When she brings you the plate you throw it on the floor and tell her she scrambled the wrong one!!
If she picks it up and does again you are OK.
If you get a frying pan flying at you. You are in trouble and might need to reconsider your arrangement. Like out the door as fast as you can!
Might be a good idea to do this before any nuptial agreements?

 

[metalone67]

I had the girlfriend on her knees begging me the other day.....



























Begging me to come out from under the bed so she could hit me with the shovel again.