This pheasant is still alive because...?
1. It's a neighbor's pen-raised chicken named Fred
2. It's not alive, it's stuffed and sitting on a mount
3. It's in a zoo and people are keeping an eye on you
4. Most pheasants (well, at least the ones I sling lead at) are bullet-proof
5. It's not crossing the road.
Did I win?
1. It's a neighbor's pen-raised chicken named Fred
2. It's not alive, it's stuffed and sitting on a mount
3. It's in a zoo and people are keeping an eye on you
4. Most pheasants (well, at least the ones I sling lead at) are bullet-proof
5. It's not crossing the road.
Did I win?
