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Ode to my Weed Eater

You are an amazing machine. Hold down the trigger and watch you shred pesky, over grown grass. You take down weeds like Paul Bunyon clears a forest.

Today, you showed me a new talent. Unlike a monkey at the zoo, you can fling poo at a much higher rate. You took the 2 lb. fresh crap my dog had hidden in the tall grass, were I could not see it, and proceeded to shave off the top 2 inches.

You, my favorite yard tool, started just below my knee caps and painted a magnificent brush stoke upwards with your fecal medium, all the way to the top of my hat.

You made me taste man's best friend's waste matter. A perfect lip shot, with bonus points for making me use my tongue to try and remove what I thought was a grass clipping.
 

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lol, that is some sick business. I love it.
 

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I find it much more rewarding with a DR Trimmer. For the uneducated that is a wheel mounted string trimmer with an eight horse power motor. Happy mud slinging! Bill
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OOOOOOOH, man. Talk about rude a awakening. :shock:
 

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Another reason to be thankful for grandkids that are poop-scoopers-for-a-fee. :D :D

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:lol:

Wonder what my dogs ponder, when I bag their poo? Maybe for some special occasion?
 

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Warning

Achiro,

You gotta warn a brother. Somehow this Mcgriddle doesn't taste so good, all of a sudden.



Richard
 
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