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Collards is green, my dogs name is Blue
and i'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze
Softer than Blue's and without all them flea's.
You move like the bass, which excite me in May
You ain't got no scales, But I luv you anyway
Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan
Yo're as fragrant as snuff right out of the can
You have som'a yore teeth, for which I am proud
I hold my head high, when we're in a crowd.
On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms,
well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms.
Still them fellers at work, they all want to know
what I did to desrve such a purdy, young doe.
Like a good roll of duck tape, yo're there fer yore man,
to patch up lifes troubles and fix what you can
Yo're as cute as a june bug a-buzzin' overhead,
You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed.
Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt,
you spark up my life more than a fresh load of dirt.
When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack,
my life is complete, ain't nuttin' I lack.
Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'
despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'
Me 'n' you's like a moon pie with a RC cola drank,
we go together like a skunk goes with stank.
Some men buys candy for Valentine's Day,
They git it at Walmart, it's romantic that way.
Some men git roses on that special day
from the kooler at Kroger, "Thats impressive I say".
Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever" they explain, suave and cooth.
But for this man honey, these won't do
Cause yo're too special, you sweet thang you.
I got you a gift, without taste nor odor,
more useful than diamonds..
IT'S A NEW TROLLIN' MOTOR!!!!
and i'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like cornsilk a-flapping in the breeze
Softer than Blue's and without all them flea's.
You move like the bass, which excite me in May
You ain't got no scales, But I luv you anyway
Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan
Yo're as fragrant as snuff right out of the can
You have som'a yore teeth, for which I am proud
I hold my head high, when we're in a crowd.
On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms,
well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms.
Still them fellers at work, they all want to know
what I did to desrve such a purdy, young doe.
Like a good roll of duck tape, yo're there fer yore man,
to patch up lifes troubles and fix what you can
Yo're as cute as a june bug a-buzzin' overhead,
You ain't mean like those far ants I found in my bed.
Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt,
you spark up my life more than a fresh load of dirt.
When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack,
my life is complete, ain't nuttin' I lack.
Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'
despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'
Me 'n' you's like a moon pie with a RC cola drank,
we go together like a skunk goes with stank.
Some men buys candy for Valentine's Day,
They git it at Walmart, it's romantic that way.
Some men git roses on that special day
from the kooler at Kroger, "Thats impressive I say".
Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever" they explain, suave and cooth.
But for this man honey, these won't do
Cause yo're too special, you sweet thang you.
I got you a gift, without taste nor odor,
more useful than diamonds..
IT'S A NEW TROLLIN' MOTOR!!!!
