[Uncle Bill]

Consider this the Saturday matinee.


A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night, when the wife asks her husband to stop the car.
There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.
It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"

He says, "OK, Get in the car with it."
The wife says, "Where shall I put it to get it warm?"
He says, "Put it between your legs. It's nice and warm there."
"But what about the smell?" said the wife.
"Just hold its little nose."











The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with, died at the scene.


Ya hadta know it was comin' eh?

UB

 

[MooseGooser]

But if the skunk sprayed,, the peoples still woulda smet it,,woulnt they??

Skunks dont care what skunk spray smelts like!! :roll: :roll:

I doesnt get it!!

And I get ridiculed bout MY jokes!! :roll: :roll:

Gooser

 

[Josh Conrad]

GOOD ONE!!!

Wiping Skoal off my screen regards.

 

[John Suits]

Shooooo!!!!

Mooser, I don't think the smell of the skunk is what he was replying to. I think it was the other cat that he was refering to. :lol: :lol:

 

[Brevard Arndt]

I had no trouble with the punch line. I guess it is an age thing. I figger Unk Bill and I are about the same lenght of tooth.