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Just for those 'old enough' to understand.


A row of bottles on my shelf
Caused me to analyze myself.

One yellow pill I have to pop
Goes to my heart so it won't stop.

A little white one that I take
Goes to my hands so they won't shake.

The blue ones that I use a lot
Tell me I'm happy when I'm not.

The purple pill goes to my brain
And tells me that I have no pain.

The capsules tell me not to wheeze
Or cough or choke or even sneeze.

The red ones, smallest of them all
Go to my blood so I won't fall.

The orange ones, very big and bright
Prevent my leg cramps in the night.

Such an array of brilliant pills
Helping to cure all kinds of ills.

But what I'd really like to know..........
Is what tells each one where to go!

Sorry Art, Bubba, and /Paul...you'll have to come up with yer own ryme for thet "other" pill. :roll:

There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it.
For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt... :)

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That one is kinda O.K. The other one you posted was to damn long to read. My attention span is not what it used to be. I read part of it and decided to read more later. My memory isn't what it used to be either. I forgot to read it. Was that one any good?

The doc wouldn't give me my good pills cause my EKG had some blimps in it. Had to go get me a fake EKG jus' to get my little blue pills.

I can make a rhyme,
any ole tyme.
I'm a poet,
and didn't even knowet!

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Not much help here UB, don't know too much about medicine.

The doctor gave me some suppositories here a while back. I used up the whole bottle and for all the good they did, I coulda stuck them up my ass.

I take a 1/2 of one of them little blue guys every day- just so I don't pee on my shoes.

Other than that- no clue on medical matters

Always trying to help out in the worst way regards

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How about this One!!

And then the one a called Viagra, that makes the "ol Lady" say thank Ya!


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Bubba said:
Not much help here UB, don't know too much about medicine.

The doctor gave me some suppositories here a while back. I used up the whole bottle and for all the good they did, I coulda stuck them up my ass.

I take a 1/2 of one of them little blue guys every day- just so I don't pee on my shoes.

Other than that- no clue on medical matters

Always trying to help out in the worst way regards

Bubba
"Like the gentle warm summer air, the refreshing smell of home cooking,
or a dream of living a clean healthy lifestyle."

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If only I could take that Cialis stuff. Wow. 4 hours???? Holy Moly, I'd be seeing Alice alright...plus Lisa, Mary Jo, Janette, Erlaine, Louise, Cheryl, Latisha, Barb....heh heh heh heh

Good luck with your "doctoring", Bubba. Sounds like your next prescription should be for a new pair of glasses. :roll:

Reading the directions regards,
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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