msdaisey said:
I can loan you my old Chessie bitch - she'd have it cleaned up in no time flat! :roll:
Kinda hijacking my own thread but this story is great!
Had lunch yesterday with the dog club sec, and as you would have guessed most of the conversation revolved around the mutts.
He tells me that he's talking to his sister the night before and she's driving through a metro area with her choco lab in a crate, in the rear of her SUV. She had just finished visiting a friend who also has dogs and this choco just couldn't resist eating all the poop she could while visiting. Well, she rushes off the phone and says she'll call him right back.
After 20 minutes she calls back and reports that she smelled poop and figured the dog had gas - rolls down the window and the smell gets worse. Then she hears the dog vomit in the crate and reports the stench as being unbearable - this is the point where she hung up the phone. Pulls into a new BBQ joint off of the highway, lets her dog out, sees and most importantly smells the mess point blank and proceeds to lose her lunch in the middle of the parking lot. Ended up throwing the crate into the restaurant's dumpster b/c she couldn't handle cleaning it out, puked a couple more times in the porcess and made the dog drink from several puddles before getting back in the car.
I just about wet myself with him telling the story.