TAKE MY NEIGHBORS PLEASE

I was going make more deer sauage this week and decided to smoke it with pear wood. i told a friend of mine about it and he told me he knew where a pear tree was that had been damaged by Rita. last week he and i went cut the bigger branches off the tree it was like going into a jungle. brought them home,left them in the yard so i could cut them up in smaller pieces. my wife and i went bring a friend some fresh shucked oysters this morning come home, NO branches :x i went ballastic. my next door neighbor shows up and i tell him about my ordeal and he looks at me and said "well me and george thought it was a branch from your oak tree so we're burning them in our fireplaces as we speak :evil: it took every ounce of self-control to keep me from causing him bodily harm