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I told him this would happen, evewn warned him last fall, but he wouldn't listen. As bad as Jerry Harris or Arturo.

Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are retired, and Mrs. Fenton insists her husband go with her to Walmart, but he gets bored with all the shopping trips. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. Here's a letter sent by the store to Mrs. Fenton:

Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below:
June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares...and watched what happened.


August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.
November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
December 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO ! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
And last, but not least ......
December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

Some guys are just plain slow learners. Oh, did I tell you? The Fentons are MooseGoosers parents. :roll:

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:lol:

looks like Mr. Fenton was on his meds in Aug, Oct and Nov. He was a pretty good boy those months.
 

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Who,,, By the way, are a both a takin their respective dirt naps, in the trench I Dug for em both, with Jeffro's front loader, behind the small church they attended just outside of Cherryvale.

Dad did ask though that he be burried at least 75 yrd away from Mom cause he was a convinced She'd NEVER shut-up!

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Thanks I neededed to have a good laugh
 

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One thing the Old Man taught me was a to keep a loaf of bread under the bathrrom sink!


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MooseGooser said:
One thing the Old Man taught me was a to keep a loaf of bread under the bathrrom sink!


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Reckon he knew what a rat he'd sired. :p :lol: :lol:

Keep your speedos handy. /Paul is preparing a ******* showdown, and I want you to be in your best??? form. :shock:

I've got about 50 gal of whoopass I can rent to ya. But you'll have to bring yer own brown bag, only got boloney enuff for one sandwich. :wink:

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I'll just drop kick him in the JIMMY,,Moosgoose him,, then run like he!! :lol: :shock:


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