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A man is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door.

He opens it to find two sheriff's deputies there. He asks if there is a problem.

One of the deputies asks if he is married. He says, "Yes, I am."

The deputy then asks if he could see a picture of the man's wife.

The guy says, "Sure," and gets a photo to show them.

The deputy says, "I'm sorry, sir. But it looks like your wife's been hit by a
truck."

The guy replies, "I know, but she has a great personality and is an excellent
cook."
 

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Oh my god!!
Where did this happen??
How sad,, it always seems to be the nice people who get it in the end..

Do they have the driver in custody??

What a shame.

Ken.. I am sure the bear wasnt at fault... It seems now a days we feel we must infringe on wildlifes habitat.. Someday we will learn!!

What sad stories..

Must be Monday..

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Gun Dog, I think that when the women read your jokes you're gonna be in some hot water. Funny as anything. You must have spent St. Patty's Day at the Men's Club.
 

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I guess what he is sayin he that wife was ugly. Well I am not pretty but my husband is... Maybe I should post some man jokes. Well I gotto go do some work in the yard because my husband has to sit at the computer to make a living.
 
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