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Lighten up folks. Of course this is a dog training BB, but as has been stated, some of us like to shoot the bull while sittin' on the tailgate. Might even want to learn about a good vehicle or TV or good recipe or even some stooopid political view.

I'm with Shayne...RTF ROCKS!...thankyaverymuch, Chris.

As to "global warming", it has NOTHING to do with science...it's ALL politics! Look at how polorizing it is on RTF...and we aren't even in line to get any $$$ grants. Think it's different anywhere else? Believe what you want, but puhleeze don't try to foist on me that Algore is talking science. :roll:

For the rest of us...time to smile. There might even be something dog related here...:shock:...or not.


1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE

2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

3. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it?

4. There are three religious truths:
a. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
c. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.

5. If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

6. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

7. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

8. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

9. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?

10. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?

11. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

12. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

13. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

14. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

15. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me...they're cramming for their final exam.

16. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?

17. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

18. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

19. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

20. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

21. If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

22. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

24. As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together, it spells Theirs.

Sorry about leading y'all on with the dog thingy. Next time Art and MG will relate their Hooters experiences. :twisted: :lol: :lol:

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UB - did you know diarrhea is hereditary? Scientists found out that it runs in the jeans.
 

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kjrice said:
UB - did you know diarrhea is hereditary? Scientists found out that it runs in the jeans.
To quote Bubba, or /Paul, or any number of enlightened RTFers, "You just ain't right, KJ". :roll:

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Man,,

I'm a gonna copy and paste all those and put thems in my RE-Partee!

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Uncle Bill said:
kjrice said:
UB - did you know diarrhea is hereditary? Scientists found out that it runs in the jeans.
To quote Bubba, or /Paul, or any number of enlightened RTFers, "You just ain't right, KJ". :roll:

UB
I have nothing to add. Bubba?

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Thanks Uncle Bill I needed that
 

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Ya gotta remember that Rice is the one that educated the rest of poor unknowing exactly how they get that brown stripe on credit cards and several other such important pieces of information.

Said it before - Rice ain't right, the boy has issues that's all there is to it.

Adult beverage induced issues of his own regards

Bubba
 
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