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yeah, I'm talking scented candles GDG

Finally, scented candles for men.. The wife came home with a bag from Yankee Candle last night..... In the bag there is a flyer announcing "new" scents, when the words "man candles" catch my eye.. The new scents available on May 14 are "Man Town", "Riding Mower", "2 X 4", and "First Down"... There is hope
 

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This entrepreneurial opportunity has actually crossed my mind!
I thinkin' "BBQ smoke", "pool hall" or even "dirty airing yard".

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What a great business move by Yankee Candle. The women buy 1 "man scent" candle for the "man cave" and 6 for the rest of the house!!!!
Hope my wife doesn't find out. She doesn't need another reason to go in there.
 

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My wife has been making me jell candles for years with a nice musk or mint scent. and shotgun shells in the clear jell. :)
 

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I always had a theory about guys that like to mow lawns.
 

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what odd timing Jim. Just a few days ago Nancy Pals came up with a way to make dog poo scented candles! I can think of a few scents that could help some buddies out. Like wife comes in and sniffs and says "You have been drinking Crown and getting lap dances at that place again" and feller says "no Dear, it's just a candle"




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They will make a fortune if they replicate the following scents:

Hoppes #9 gun solvent

Burnt Red dot gun powder

Fresh cut Grass

Fresh cut American Walnut.

Major turn ons.


Gooser
 

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Let's come up with some names and turn em into yankee candle maybe we will see them on the shelf.. I like Ken's idea... "strip joint" or "nudie bar"
or "steaming pile".... "swamp mud" ....."wet dog"...... "goose inards"..."gut pile"....
 

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Scentsy has "man scents". My boss sells that stuff and I was looking thru the catalog at work the other day. Can't remember the names tho.
 

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They will make a fortune if they replicate the following scents:

Hoppes #9 gun solvent

Burnt Red dot gun powder

Fresh cut Grass

Fresh cut American Walnut.

Major turn ons.


Gooser
those are great, add to that the smell of 1970's era Aqua-Net hairspray.
used it to power my potato gun. Grandma had to start hiding it from me:D
so she would have some for Church


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I would have to add scents from :

Smoke Bomb

Pot Roast

New Shoes

Puppy Breath

Plowed Earth

Fresh Cut Hay

Wet Paint

There has to be plenty more........
 

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if I wanted man scents I would hang out at the gym....would much rather have the Scent of a Woman..like Pacino says Hoo ah
 

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Seriously, just buy normal Yankee Candles. Talk about not being secure in your manhood.
Hmm, I didn't see anyone insecure in their manhood, funny you should bring that up.
 

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The smell of a leather baseball mitt when you hold it up to your face on the first day of little league.

New Car smell.

The hull of a just-fired shotgun shell.

Bacon frying.

Overly toasted marshmallows over a camp fire.

Mom's chicken soup.
 
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