Uhhh, I'd buy it myself if it wasn't about having the money...
john,
i thought all us dog folk wuz rich????? lol
how about this idea:
form a group called the asslrg(american society for the salvation of lost retriever grounds). the asslarge could produce a commercial like the aspca's. the commercial could show labs, chessies, goldens, fcr's, aws etc., all looking sadly at the camera from behind the "jail bars" of standing corn. sad background music could play while a recognizable movie star's voice told what tragedy it was for these dogs not to be able to run their marks in these tall crops and how for a $49 a month contribution from you, ten dogs would have property to run on for the rest of their lives!
proforma financials;
20,000 cntrbrtrs at $49/mnth for 12 mnths = $11.6mil
less 640 acres at $3,000/acre = - 1.9mil
less $20k prdctn and $2mil nat cbl med buy= - 2.2mil
less compensation of me for my idea = - 2.0mil
less ten years maintenance escrow = - 3.0mil
less 20,000 asslrg t-shirts @$20 each = - 0.4mil
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funds avail for future media buy and admin 2.1mil