Max's Muddy Lucky Lady - "Stains"
Even though I think the above is a winner, here are some names to not use...
whiskey
beer
bud
coors
miller
burbon
flask
bottle
smoke
cigar
burrito
donut
bacon
jerky
pringles
coffee
sofa
hot sauce
pickled egg
toilet paper
teepee
deuce
sky
blue
cloud
sun
sunny
stormy
rain
rainy
drake
ducky
birdy
mallard
pinny
honker
flag
decoy
lake
pond
river
blind
****
ammo
gunner
shotgun
pellet
magnum
gauge
shooter
take em
whistler
caller
blast
monkey farts
F×÷#ing missed again
son of a b*tch
And yes, I've heard of dogs called by almost all those names.
