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Vicky Trainor

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Two blondes went to a breeder's home to pick up their new Lab puppies. The joy of their new best friend was quickly overshadowed when they got home and the first blonde said, “I think we’re in trouble, how are we going to tell them apart?”

This lead to several hours of concentration until finally, the second blonde said, “I’ve got an idea. We’ll tie a red bow around my puppy and a blue bow around yours.”

The next day the first blonde comes running up to the second when she got home, “Oh no, I can’t tell whose puppy is whose. They’ve pulled the ribbons off while they were playing.” “OK, we need to find a better way to tell them apart,” says the second blonde.

After several more hours of concentration, they came up with the bright idea of getting different colored collars.

Again, the next day, the first blonde comes running up to the second as soon as she gets home, “Oh no, I can’t tell whose puppy is whose. They’ve pulled their collars off while they were playing.” “There’s got to be some way to tell them apart,” says the second blonde.

After several more hours of concentration, the first blonde finally comes up with another idea, “I know! Why don’t you take the black one and I’ll take the yellow one!”

(My apologies to my fellow blonde RTF members!)
 
Hahaha! I love it when one of the ladies makes a joke like this.

It was not too long ago that a former RTF user reported a Bubba post for his use of the word "yellowhead"....meanwhile as we all know, his soulmate is frequently referenced as "redhead".

That same person who reported the Bubba thread was the one who demanded that we create our subforum now famously known and loved by some as "POTUS".

That individual has not, to my knowledge been back to use RTF at all since we created POTUS.

Happy weekend!

Chris
 
Between Miss Cleo and Miss Vicky I have had two good laughs today. THANK YOU Ladies.....:):)
 
I was sure the punchline would be, "I'll take the male and you take the female"....
 
hahaha - it is clean and it is funny hard to find
 
I really find Blonde Jokes offensive.

If I knew how to delete an Avatar,, yours would be gone!!:cool:

I mean really!!!!! Why one Gods non green earth would Ya pick on a little innocent blonde puppy.

I think you have crossed the line,, and it calls for a "Time Out" for you!!

You go sit in the corner with that red headed hillbilly thats been there fer a month!

Gooser
 
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I really find Blonde Jokes offensive.

If I knew how to delete an Avatar,, yours would be gone!!:cool:

I mean really!!!!! Why one Gods non green earth would Ya pick on a little innocent blonde puppy.

I think you have crossed the line,, and it calls for a "Time Out" for you!!

You go sit in the corner with that red headed hillbilly thats been there fer a month!

Gooser

:p :p :p :p :p

Ha ha ha...you ain't got the tools to delete an avatar!!!!!

Better watch out....Santa is watching you and he could turn that cute little black Lab puppy into a lap dog to match Mrs. Gooser's pup!!!
 
See how she is??

Nows Shes gonna hold the "Power" over Goosers head!!!

Just watch!!! perty soon,,,,,,,,,, NO AVATAR FER GOOSER!!!

I think Shes got a crush on me!

Like that little girl that use to kick me in the JIM,,,,,, er Shins!:razz:

Gooser
 
See how she is??

Nows Shes gonna hold the "Power" over Goosers head!!!

Just watch!!! perty soon,,,,,,,,,, NO AVATAR FER GOOSER!!!

I think Shes got a crush on me!

Like that little girl that use to kick me in the JIM,,,,,, er Shins!:razz:

Gooser
Gooser, like my mom told me over and over when I was in first grade in Wadsworth, Ohio: If the girls are picking on you, it means they like you.

I still try to tell myself this when my wife's in a bad mood.

Chris
 
Vicki - I just knew that the punch line was one was a male and the other was a female and they were both 'blond'.

I'm so glad I'm not blond any more, just dull gray.

Loved your version.
 
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