[Rainmaker]

Thank you for being the brave one, Susan. I have peanut allergies and RTF has caused a severe rash & boils of late. I miss the old RTF culture, where we could enjoy the banter and inside jokes that years of give and take have built. I would like to be able to once again read RTF without first having to self-medicate with Benadryl & Excedrin. Or wear kid gloves to be at the keyboard. Bring back RTF!

 

[Rainmaker]

Well, I really didn't want to be a thin-skinned whiner and expect RTF to be modified to handle my special needs. ;-)

 

[Rainmaker]

Now, I think "stupid" questions can be fun and a real learning opportunity, as long as the skin is thick enough to realize the spirit behind the jesting. And the jesting is jesting and not just telling someone they are stupid. Have a little creativity, not just negativity.

Jello! We need Jello!

 

[Rainmaker]

Watch that goober chant, Gooser's liable to think he's being called, he gets confused so easily. And we know what can happen when that genie gets let out of the bottle (of bubble bath)

 

[Rainmaker]

In my twenties I called for anyone with a Y chromosome; in my thirties I called for Y chromosomes not living in mother's basement; and in my forties I have the basement requirement, an employment requirement, a will-clean-gutters requirement, and born after 1955 requirement.

Don't know where Gooser is on this. If he came calling, at this point, I'd just be kind of confused, but I'd pay him 75 dollars if he'd clean my gutters. No metaphor intended. My actual gutters.

ROFL. Gooser on the roof!

 

[Rainmaker]

Nimrod, great name, love it!

 

[Rainmaker]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3ZAGBL6UBA&ob=av3e

Kevin, you're a riot. But you do know your avatar is going to give some people horrors. They will jump to all kinds of conclusions and call you out. She's pretty darned cute regardless. ;-)

 

[Rainmaker]

There are a lot of people who who should stand in front of a mirror when giving advice.................

john

 

[Rainmaker]

I'd make an exception for Alaska. I'm assuming the cold helps preserve things.

Greta, you are on a roll. :razz::razz::razz:

 

[Rainmaker]

Et tu Brutus???
Susan, where's the love? Might I remind you some of your favorite nephews (Max, Willie, Hoss and Mosby) are partially supported by the lowly peanut?
Wife of a peanut farmer regards.

Might be part of Susan's master plan to get her hands on those nephews. ;-)

 

[Rainmaker]

The irony of it all.

"Remove warts by applying a lotion of half cider vinegar and half glycerin."

If only it was so easy.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

[Rainmaker]

That is a "he" holding the ankle biter.... we only know because we've seen him without clothes on..

ROFL. :razz::razz::razz:

 

[Rainmaker]

We called Winston "Booger" when he was little because of this mark on his nose....

That is priceless.

 

[Rainmaker]

Hahhhhh!!!! I love the evil one willie! Saw the "glint" in his eye as a puppy... that hoss only has eyes for Becky..... and ice cream! Now, I've heard that Mosby is a hellion...

And Peanuts? I didn't see no Peanuts, p-NUTS, or anything else down there... I did see a bunch of cows, and calfs. one i was going to take home and put in the dining room. He had gotten separated from his momma....

What exactly were you going to do with a calf in the dining room? Marinate it?

 

[Rainmaker]

Oh no...... he was going to be a pet! Of course! But then Becky reminded me of how big he was going to get....

Oh, well then. Cow pies in the dining room, your dogs would have LOVED you even more. Nirvana.

 

[Rainmaker]

Thanks Charlotte....Very kind of you to say... I had little F'ers horns clipped off with the dew claws...it helps a little...

But what is the "power of the squirt" I only know it as when one of the labs has an upset tummy and I'm wiping it off the walls.....

This is the power. Though it doesn't appear to work in cyberspace very well. ;-)