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J. Walker

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Okay, so I'm out this morning doing a little training with my dogs and a guy comes over and asks about introducing his Lab to water. The dog is five years-old and the guy has had him since he was a pup. :rolleyes: I explain how I do it. The guy then tells me how his dog is an AKC registered "hunting dog." Okay, he's five years-old and his registered "hunting dog" hasn't seen anything more than a pool, according to the man himself. :rolleyes: Then he explains that his dog is 140 pounds and the dog's head comes to the guy's waist, that he has a barrel chest and that's why he and his wife are looking to breed him! :shock: I immediately said that the dog was far too big to be bred and that being AKC registered didn't really mean anything. He fired back that he had spoken with an "AKC hunting dog judge" who told him that Labs are now split into two groups: "standard" Labs and "Mastiff" Labs which are the "real hunting dogs." :confused: I told him that, without trying to offend him, no such designation existed, that the "judge" was wrong, and that if his dog walked into a ring to be judged, he'd be D.Q.'d right away for being well outside the breed standard size since the height cannot exceed about 24" for a male. I also told him that a really large male in hunting tests and field trials would be around 80 pounds. I just encouraged him to get a complete pedigree and to go to the AKC site to read up on the breed a little before he made any decision. I have the sickening feeling there will be a newspaper ad very soon for large, "AKC registered hunting Labs."
 
Hmmmm, I guess "Block head labs" are out of style now....I think that its funny when people tell me that they have a Block Head. I just look at them funny and ask, "so where do you buy your hats?" When they say, "no, I mean my dog" I quickly appologize and ask them if they spoke with the breeder since obviously the breeder is producing stupid dogs. They quickly reply, "no, our dog is smart..." I reply, "then why are you calling him a block head?" Boy I love screwing the people!
 
Hmmmm, I guess "Block head labs" are out of style now....I think that its funny when people tell me that they have a Block Head. I just look at them funny and ask, "so where do you buy your hats?" When they say, "no, I mean my dog" I quickly appologize and ask them if they spoke with the breeder since obviously the breeder is producing stupid dogs. They quickly reply, "no, our dog is smart..." I reply, "then why are you calling him a block head?" Boy I love screwing the people!
There are a lot of blockhead owners out there.
 
Hmmmm, I guess "Block head labs" are out of style now....I think that its funny when people tell me that they have a Block Head. I just look at them funny and ask, "so where do you buy your hats?" When they say, "no, I mean my dog" I quickly appologize and ask them if they spoke with the breeder since obviously the breeder is producing stupid dogs. They quickly reply, "no, our dog is smart..." I reply, "then why are you calling him a block head?" Boy I love screwing the people!
Love it! I once was informed by a very proud owner that had a Corn Row Lab.. I guess to explain why his field Lab was so narrow.. So it could run through corn rows to hunt..:rolleyes:
 
It has really gotten bad on the west coast........What were formerly American bench (show) Labs are now being sold as "English Block Heads" and touted as better hunting dogs than American Field Labs because they are from England!!!!

Ignorance and greed are destroyng the Labrador Retriever!

With consistent breeding, the "English Block Heads" will soon hunt as well as back yard bred Cocker Spaniels! (no offense meant to English Field Cockers who really can hunt)
 
I have found it a waste of time to try to explain any thing to people about dogs. They just do not want to learn. I have friends that think a AKC registered dog is all that matters. Even worse are the neighbors who have "designer dogs". I have wasted my last breathe on these people. You will see the ad faster than you think.

Terri
 
Hey Chris- just wanted to point out that "This is me sitting here enjoying a tall cold glass of STFU" and didn't say even ONE GD word about Gibson's dawg.

Stocking up good Karma credits regards

Bubba
 
Hey Chris- just wanted to point out that "This is me sitting here enjoying a tall cold glass of STFU" and didn't say even ONE GD word about Gibson's dawg.

Stocking up good Karma credits regards

Bubba

now what the heck brought my dog into this????? or is it another Gibson????
how can you call this good looking boy a "blockhead"??
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and does a "Mastiff Lab" slobber all over creation?
 
And here I thought a minute and got more cornfuzed. I thought all labs were black?
 
Ok... hate to hijack but I recently saw a litter of pups out of a silver and a dark gray mother and father. They were asking $1400 for the pups if you planned to breed, $1000 if you were fixing... I SO wanted to go up to these people and ask them HOW they could ask SO much money for puppies that were not even close to standard and really most true labrador people would not acknowledge them. At the same fiasco (puppy tent:mad:) there was also a stud dog whose coloring was black with brown. A mix of black and chocolate. I had NEVER seen that before either. Yup another good stock producer. :rolleyes:

I hate puppy tents but I went just to see puppies. Puppies even poorly bred are cute. I just would NOT get one from there.
 
Funny. I had a run in with an 'English Lab' guy this week. This dog is gi-normous--probably 120 pounds and 3 feet wide at the chest. It kind of waddles along. Nice dog and I have spoken to the dog and its mother many times while walking my critters.

This weekend I was out on our local park doing some lining drills with our lab, who is QAA and just under 60 lbs of pure go. The dog and its dad walk up and watch for a second. As I was putting my dog up to get the fluffy out for his work, he started telling me about English Labs (stress on the ENGLISH so as to make it clear it was a different breed from my cur). He starts going on about how much better they are which is why they are so much more expensive, etc. I'm basically just tuning him out and nodding. Whatever. Not going to convince him otherwise, so why bother. Then he comes out with a real gem: he said that English Labs didn't have all the hunting instinct bred out of them so they didn't need all the training I was having to do with my dog.

I literally laughed out loud in his face. Then I looked at him and saw that he was dead serious. I mumbled something and excused myself to get back at it. I didn't know what to say to that.

When I think about all the time and $ I have and continue to waste on dog training, it makes me wish I had just paid up for one of those no training needed English Labs.
 
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Funny. I had a run in with an 'English Lab' guy this week. This dog is gi-normous--probably 120 pounds and 3 feet wide at the chest. It kind of waddles along. Nice dog and I have spoken to the dog and its mother many times while walking my critters.

This weekend I was out on our local park doing some lining drills with our lab, who is QAA and just under 60 lbs of pure go. The dog and its dad walk up and watch for a second. As I was putting my dog up to get the fluffy out for his work, he started telling me about English Labs (stress on the ENGLISH so as to make it clear it was a different breed from my cur). He starts going on about how much better they are which is why they are so much more expensive, etc. I'm basically just tuning him out and nodding. Whatever. Not going to convince him otherwise, so why bother. Then he comes out with a real gem: he said that English Labs didn't have all the hunting instinct bred out of them so they didn't need all the training I was having to do with my dog.

I literally laughed out loud in his face. Then I looked at him and saw that he was dead serious. I mumbled something and excused myself to get back at it. I didn't know what to say to that.

When I think about all the time and $ I have and continue to waste on dog training, it makes me wish I had just paid up for one of those no training needed English Labs.
Yep, if you had just ponied up the money, you could have had a dog that could do 30-yard singles with virtually no training.
 
Funny. I had a run in with an 'English Lab' guy this week. This dog is gi-normous--probably 120 pounds and 3 feet wide at the chest. It kind of waddles along. Nice dog and I have spoken to the dog and its mother many times while walking my critters.

This weekend I was out on our local park doing some lining drills with our lab, who is QAA and just under 60 lbs of pure go. The dog and its dad walk up and watch for a second. As I was putting my dog up to get the fluffy out for his work, he started telling me about English Labs (stress on the ENGLISH so as to make it clear it was a different breed from my cur). He starts going on about how much better they are which is why they are so much more expensive, etc. I'm basically just tuning him out and nodding. Whatever. Not going to convince him otherwise, so why bother. Then he comes out with a real gem: he said that English Labs didn't have all the hunting instinct bred out of them so they didn't need all the training I was having to do with my dog.

I literally laughed out loud in his face. Then I looked at him and saw that he was dead serious. I mumbled something and excused myself to get back at it. I didn't know what to say to that.

When I think about all the time and $ I have and continue to waste on dog training, it makes me wish I had just paid up for one of those no training needed English Labs.
ROFLMAO.
Too funny.
Having "English" labs that competed at the higher levels, I must have bred/bought the wrong ones.
 
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